Why hello there…
Male Co-worker: Hey Mike, do you have a girlfriend?
Me: No, not really.
Male Co-worker: How come?
Me: I date guys.
*I rush out of the room before he can think of a response*
Male Co-worker: Wait, SAY WHAT?!
The tender moment in a song when a single stream of elyasian melodies smack the weakest bone in your body inducing goosebumps and shivering tingles all over.
Losing your glasses is an odd predicament. You must go find them but you can’t see shit throughout the whole process… Because you need your glasses in the first place to find them…